Sir Q and Meme Meme Meme Me

Memes...go around and around.  
I love them - reading and doing them.
This one I got from Hermione.

So I asked Sir if he would be willing to answer the questions on the meme...for fun.  He said, sure...so the Sir's answers in blue are his direct quotes...interestingly I don't think I agree with all of his answers...but they are his and we'll let that be that.  My answers are in pinkish.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?  
I need to shave
How does my hair do that?
2. How much cash do you have on you?  
Zero Dollars

Nine Dollars

3. What's a word that rhymes with 'Door'?  
MoreWhore
4. Favourite planet?  
EarthPluto (I'm not giving up on it)
5. Do you own more than 100 CDs?  
YesYes
6. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?  
YaUm...always?
7. What kind of top are you wearing?  
OxfordBlue cotton
8. Do you label yourself?  
Not reallyFrequently
9. Name the brand of shoes you are currently wearing? 
Shoeless Joe Jackson (as he wiggles his toes)None....I love being barefoot
10. Bright or dark room? 
BrightSoft light
11. Have you ever been pooped on from the sky?  
No - had that conversation once today already.Ya, sadly.
12. What does your watch look like?  
SilverI don't wear watches...haven't since I was 21
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?  
Laying in bedLaying in bed with my love
14. Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for?  
YesYes
15. Have you ever dated someone a decade older than you?  
NoNo
16. Have you ever listened to a song and cried?  
I don't think so.Yes, though I am NOT a crier.
17. Who last told you he/she loved you? 
My wifeMy husband...and before that my children
18. What was the last furry thing you touched?  
My wifeMy dog (I'm not going to be so cruel)
19. How many drugs have you done in the past three days?  
ZeroCaffeine count?
20. Favourite age you have been so far?  
4314, 18, 21, 22, 24, 27, 30, 33, 40, 41
21. Have you ever had a secret crush on a teacher?  
YesYes
22. What was the last thing you said to someone?  
YesWow.
23. Have you ever been found sleep walking?  
NoYes
24. The last song you listened to?  
Fun, "We Are Young"
Stay by Rihanna
25. What's your favourite number?  
44Just A Little Waltz played by my child
26. Where did you live in 1987?  
West of hereSame metro area as Sir
27. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?  Shake them.

Put in more money

28. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?  
YesDepends
29. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? 
LatinJust one?  German, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, Russian...
30. What was the last song you sang?  
Fun, "We Are Young"
Stay by Rihanna
31. Have you ever seen a ghost?  

No

Maybe
32. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone and mailed it?  a letter (incredulously)...oh fuck...1980's
Today
33. Can you change the oil on a car?  

Ya

Yes - had to be able to do that before I was allowed to own one.
34. How far back do you know about your ancestry?  

15 generations

1500/1600's
35. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in and then start the water?  

pfft...start the water and get in.

ALWAYS start the water...seriously - I'm a masochist, but HELLSNO.
36. Have you ever crashed a car?  

Yes

Yes - not my fault
37. Does every family have a crazy relative?  

pfffffft...ya

Just one?  
38. Have you ever sent a prank call or email?  

We'll say yes

Yes, I'm not proud.
39. How old do you look?  

40

I would guess I look my age.  
40. Should guys wear pink?  

Ya

Absolutely, Sir looks gorgeous in pink.
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