We had such an unfortunate turn of events. Last night, as I was laid over the bed - and yes - he LAID me over the bed - he was trying make a point and ... WA-LA... Point made!
Then HE says to me, "YOU broke MY brush!"
(I was such a good girl and did not say the myriad of things which popped into my head)
Why do we always get blamed? LOL.
ReplyDeleteHug,
Joey
I know, right?!
DeleteI was wondering if they have ever heard of "User Error"
...it's not Usee Error =)
...but lest I get carried away being cheeky and he decides to break another one on me (yikes)
Agree. It is best not to protest.
Deletethat's right, you awful women, how DARE you defy his brush with your bottom? *Giggle*
ReplyDeletei'm not sure if i should congratulate u or send condolences!
still, goodnight Magic Library of Blowjobs
I like that one. Magic Library of Blowjobs. Just brilliant.
DeleteBuns of steel!!!
ReplyDeleteOh - did that ever make me laugh Mrs. SB. Thank you for that =)
DeleteOMG! You do have buns of steel!
ReplyDeleteHEY! I have a hairbrush I could send to you...yanno...just in case you were missing yours ...giggle.
now, lets see...if that's a weapon of ass destruction...and your ass broke yours, then you'd be an ass of weapon destruction...right?
guffaw!
nilla
Oh my...you were ON A ROLL!!!
DeleteYa - my buns of steel became an ass of weapon destruction!!! (hahahaha)
I think your brush would be missed...then imagine the trouble you'd be in!!!