New Belt

The very very very naughty dog

ate my favorite, old, heavy, weathered and worn belt.

It was my very favorite.

I as so so sad :(

But...as Master didn't want his pants to fall down,

He purchased a new belt.

And...all new belts, need to be broken in, right?

"Lay over my bed, little girl," he commanded.

I was so excited.  

I laid over the bed and he quickly

began with medium strength lashes. 

It was stingy...and not completely in a good way.

I was trying to get into the right head space,

but it was really stingy.

He asked if I loved His new belt 

and I shook my head, NO!

That didn't help my case.

He continued on but about ever five,

he threw in a HARD lash...

but immediately after the strike,

He stood behind me and pumped into me.

His hard body against my lashed skin 

made the strike melt into ooey gooey warmth and wonderfulness!

Okay, Ya, I love the new belt!

(especially when it is wielded like he does!) 

OUCH

Lubes or Gels

Question...

Anyone have recommendations 

For lubes or gels

That are hot or cold

Like ginger or pepermint?

Where do you get them?

Brands you recommend or don't?

Advice or cautionary tales?

Totally interested and if we find some...

I'll tell you the tales :-)

Ten Minutes and a Cane

What happens when you have ten minutes
alone...

before the kids come home?






















Sir gifts me with some time
to let go...
with the aid of a cane!

Happy me!

44 Odd Things You Don't Know About Me

I found this on Ronnie's who spotted it at Continued Journey :

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Yes - I didn't always, but I do now.

2. Have you ever smoked?
Cigarette during college while drinking - but a sum total of a few.  I want to try pot, but never have.

3. Do you own a gun? 
No

4. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? 
Peppermint is my all time favorite.  It's only available here during Christmas, so the rest of the times it's coffee ice cream.

5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits?
Nope...what's the point?  

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're pretty gross when you think about them.

7. Favorite Movies?
Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Kung Fu Panda III, Pretty Woman

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Carmel Late or hot tea.

9. Do you do push ups?
I can...I should...I don't frequently.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
A bracelet that my Mom gave me, a necklace(Collar) that my Husband gave me.

11. Favorite hobby? 
Photography, sex, spanking
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope.

13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself?
My weight.

14. What is your middle name?
Which one?

15. Name three thoughts at this moment.. 
Crab chips rock, 
how will I get everything done that has to be done in the next 24 hours, 
I love the Olympics!

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Milk, Tea

17. Current worry? 
Getting everything done.

18. Current annoyance right now? 
Backing up pictures

19. Favorite place to be? 
With my husband...in the Mountains.

20. How do you ring in the new year?
With the family and frequently with a few friends.

21. Where would you like to go?
More places in Europe, Canada, Pacific Northwest, India, Asia, Australia.
(to bed)
22. Name three people who will complete this?
Sadly, I haven't been around so I'm not sure who is reading 

23. Do you own slippers?
Yes, I own them...but I can't remember the last time I wore them.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
Spring Green

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I don't know, I never have.

26. Can you whistle?
Yes.  I can whistle, but with my fingers I can REALLY whistle loudly! 

27. What are your favorite color?
Blue

28. Would you be a pirate?
Hmmmm, maybe.   If I was being pillaged by my pirate Sir - YES!

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Depends on the moment.  Today, it was "Fight Song" by Rachel Platten

30. Favorite girls name?
fiona :)

31. Favorite boys name?
hmmmm...Master? 

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
My license and credit card.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? 
My husband!

34. Best toy as a child?
Balls (basketball, volleyball, softball, soccerball)

35. Worst injury you ever had? 
Oh, you pick...there are so many...
blown knee, broken wrist, broken fingers, bruised spinal chord.

36. Where would you love to live?
In Ireland

37. How many TV’s do you have?
Four.

38. Who is your loudest friend?
The one I just talked to...but sadly, I may be the loudest :(

39. How many dogs do you have?
two

40. Does someone trust you?
Yes.

41. What book are you reading at the moment? 
Just finished the Masters and Mercenaries series by Lexi Blake and LOVED it!

42. What’s your favorite candy? 
Jelly Belly's, Nibs, Sour Patch Kids (only reds).

43. What’s your favorite sports team?
College Football.

44. Favorite month?
October or December or February...Maybe March.

This was fun...
Thanks Ronnie & Morningstar

Feeling Disconnected from Blogland

Disconnected.

I feel sadly disconnected from blogland.

I stopped regularly posting.

I enjoy posting but life got busy and 
I think I just got out of the habit.

I also felt like several of those I followed 
left :(

and I lost my sense of connection 
with some that were here 
because I stopped posting and therefore
also stopped reading.

So, I'm trying to figure out how 
I find my way back.

I miss my connection to blogland.

My Sir and I are alive and well....
figuring our way through craziness - 
known as work, parenthood, family, and general insanity ;)

I do miss y'all - I miss your comments, 
I miss our conversations, 
I miss my connection.