Double Standard

As I was getting ready for bed,

Sir said something and

I said..."you would never allow me to say such a thing!"

Now unfortunately, I followed that up with being a tiny bit cheeky. 

He quickly put me on the floor

And said, in that Master's voice,

With that Master's glare,

"What lead you to believe that 

There isn't a double standard here?"

Well that cleared it up nicely!