Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Clipboard, Please Sir!

ARG, my mother makes me CRAZY.

I glare at my husband, not that I'm frustrated with him but to show that I am sooo frustrated, in general.

"fiona, I need your help for a minute." He says so casually.

He walks upstairs and I actually think he needs help with something.  I know there's laundry to be sorted, and that is soooo my job.  As soon as I walk in our room, he gently closes our door, doesn't lock it, but walks over and helps me assume the position.  He removes my phone from my back pocket and rubs my ass.  He spanks, over my jeans.  He spanks hard and fast.

"You needed that, didn't you?"

"fiona, you needed that didn't you?"

I didn't say anything because I felt like I needed more, but he was being so amazing, I didn't want to ask for more.  I simply was staying in the position, letting as much stress seep out as possible.

HIS Clipboard...mmmm
THWAK

THWAK

THWAK

THWAK

He spanks, covering my entire ass.  It's firm...hmmm is he using a book?  Wow, it's an impact for sure.  Oh, YES, this is what I needed!

When he's done, he drops the clipboard beside me and said, "I knew I liked that clipboard."

hmmm...me too.

19 comments:

  1. Parents.

    The things they drive us to.

    Wait. Should we be thankful for that? ;)

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    1. Hahahahahah... oh, sorry.

      Um, I'm glad you got His clipboard.

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    2. Oh Conina, I hadn't thought about it that way...hmmm

      Thanks, I needed that!

      :)

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    3. Seriously fondles...you're laughing at me and my frustrations?? That's just NOT right! hehehe

      Ya, I'm glad too.

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    1. Gotta love a nice twack! Especially when wicked irritated. Nice and setteling!

      Thanks Joey
      Hugs,
      fiona

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  3. Sometimes impromptu, spur-of-the-moment spankings are the best!

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    1. Yes that can be. Sometimes they are REALLY needed too...to avoid world war three with your mother!

      ~fiona

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  4. Nice... A clipboard. i bet that would pack a wallop. Not telling Sir about that one... :-)

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    1. You know, the way he was swinging, you would have thought he was trying to hit me out of the park! But...because it's the size of ... um ... a clipboard, it covered completely and felt GREAT (even with the swing)! You should try it...like really! Not me being mean, it was fabulous.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  5. It's amazing how They can see everyday items in a different light. It's wonderful that He knew what you needed.
    hugs abby

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    1. I mean really! How do they look at ... um ... EVERYTHING in a home and see spanking or fucking or pinching implement? WOW!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  6. I'll never see a clipboard in the same light again.For that matter there are a lot of things that I don't see as just simple household items or office supplies anymore.On another note, I nominated you for a very inspiring blogger award- details are on my last post.

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    1. Hi Mrs. D! Thanks for commenting! I just found your blog...YEA!!!!

      HOLY COW...the number of things that I don't see in quite the same light anymore is staggering! And after all of these years, you would think I would be used to it, but it still makes me blush sometimes!

      Thank you so much for the nomination, you are very kind!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  7. He seems to know what you need. And I'm glad that he provides the escapism that you crave.

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    1. Oh cammie, he does know...and I am grateful!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  8. Now every time you use that clipboard, that is what you will think of I am sure:) I love it! So glad that he was able to give you exactly what you needed when you were flustered.

    Belle:)

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    1. Yup...you know I will be smirking at that clipboard from now on! I am glad he was able to help beat me back from the edge!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  9. You've been nominated!

    http://deviantwench.wordpress.com/2013/01/30/liebster-blog-award/ ‎

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