Friday, April 11, 2014

Air

Oh, those embarrassing aftereffects

of anal sex…
or a good anal dildo fucking is

insertion of air into the system….

Newton said that 
what goes up must come down…

well…what goes in must come out.

Sometimes there are some 
oh so not-sexy parts of this whole sex thing.

I am so grateful that 
Sir is NEVER shocked 
or grossed-out
about ANYTHING.  

He's just a body realist.
He's always been that way.

When I had my period 
(thankyougod I don't have to deal with that anymore),
blood was just not that big of a deal.
When I would inadvertently pass gas
while being fucked in the ass - no biggie.
If I gag when he fucks my mouth,
he pats my cheek and tells me I'm a good girl.
When I would squirt juices all over the place,
He'd smile and show me his hand.

It's all normal and part of our bodies.
I work on my mortification…he helps.
I have a ways to go.




15 comments:

  1. I so get this.....i say sorry...He asks...what for?...it's a compliment...
    hugs abby

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    1. I just wish that I could see it as a compliment. I'm mortified. The funny thing is that if he were to do something like that, I would totally NOT mind…but it doesn't work like that for me. I'm working on it.

      Hugs,
      fiona

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  2. No matter whether he accepts them or not, or that they are natural, they are still embarrassing.

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    1. They are totally embarrassing to me. I wish they weren't - but they are!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  3. I am so glad to read this this week. It is not often you read about the real life version.
    I am now able to say, 'you make me sick' to H. I suppose I am just not that good at relaxing my throat! Yet!
    I was devastated, I cried with embarrassment! He just took it in his stride, asked why on earth I would feel bad, put me in the shower and started to change the bed .... then joined me in the shower to tell me it will not put him off trying again.

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    1. Well way to go H - for reacting perfectly. I don't know - my Sir always has a similar reaction to all bodily functions and I am ALWAYS MORTIFIED! It's horrible…almost guilty for it. I'm working on being accepting, just not there yet.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  4. Embarrassing yes but you can't do anything about it.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. I know you can't do anything about it, but I seemingly can't get beyond the embarrassment. UGH.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  5. To Abby, my Man says the same thing =) too funny!

    And yes, the real version of what happens is good to hear! I did a post on (vaginal) fisting a bit ago and one of the most important things I wanted to add was the reality of the not so sexy side. Unless the body functions are sexy for you.....go to the bathroom first!

    NICE post Fiona....made me *giggle*

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    1. Thanks Pearl! Please share the link to the vaginal fisting post.

      Hugs,
      fiona

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    2. http://happilysurrendered.blogspot.com/2014/01/oh-joys-of-fisting.html

      Not too sure this will really allow the actual click and link to the post but here is the address. Thanks Fiona!!
      XOXO

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  6. You are definitely the voice for many of us. My husband sounds like Sir and I sound like you. Someday I will stop being embarrassed over the things that are just natural

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    1. I hope I get there…I'm just not there yet. I wonder what day it will be ;)

      hugs,
      fiona

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  7. Fiona,

    I am always concerned about passing gas while being spanked. Never once so far. I just do not eat before a party, just liquids.

    Thanks for sharing.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Planning can be a good thing :) I'm just never that good.

      hugs,
      fiona

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-fiona