Oh, those embarrassing aftereffects
of anal sex…
or a good anal dildo fucking is
insertion of air into the system….
Newton said that
what goes up must come down…
well…what goes in must come out.
Sometimes there are some
oh so not-sexy parts of this whole sex thing.
I am so grateful that
Sir is NEVER shocked
or grossed-out
about ANYTHING.
He's just a body realist.
He's always been that way.
When I had my period
(thankyougod I don't have to deal with that anymore),
blood was just not that big of a deal.
When I would inadvertently pass gas
while being fucked in the ass - no biggie.
If I gag when he fucks my mouth,
he pats my cheek and tells me I'm a good girl.
When I would squirt juices all over the place,
He'd smile and show me his hand.
It's all normal and part of our bodies.
I work on my mortification…he helps.
I have a ways to go.
I so get this.....i say sorry...He asks...what for?...it's a compliment...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
I just wish that I could see it as a compliment. I'm mortified. The funny thing is that if he were to do something like that, I would totally NOT mind…but it doesn't work like that for me. I'm working on it.
DeleteHugs,
fiona
No matter whether he accepts them or not, or that they are natural, they are still embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteThey are totally embarrassing to me. I wish they weren't - but they are!
Deletehugs,
fiona
I am so glad to read this this week. It is not often you read about the real life version.
ReplyDeleteI am now able to say, 'you make me sick' to H. I suppose I am just not that good at relaxing my throat! Yet!
I was devastated, I cried with embarrassment! He just took it in his stride, asked why on earth I would feel bad, put me in the shower and started to change the bed .... then joined me in the shower to tell me it will not put him off trying again.
Well way to go H - for reacting perfectly. I don't know - my Sir always has a similar reaction to all bodily functions and I am ALWAYS MORTIFIED! It's horrible…almost guilty for it. I'm working on being accepting, just not there yet.
Deletehugs,
fiona
Embarrassing yes but you can't do anything about it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
I know you can't do anything about it, but I seemingly can't get beyond the embarrassment. UGH.
Deletehugs,
fiona
To Abby, my Man says the same thing =) too funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the real version of what happens is good to hear! I did a post on (vaginal) fisting a bit ago and one of the most important things I wanted to add was the reality of the not so sexy side. Unless the body functions are sexy for you.....go to the bathroom first!
NICE post Fiona....made me *giggle*
Thanks Pearl! Please share the link to the vaginal fisting post.
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fiona
http://happilysurrendered.blogspot.com/2014/01/oh-joys-of-fisting.html
DeleteNot too sure this will really allow the actual click and link to the post but here is the address. Thanks Fiona!!
XOXO
You are definitely the voice for many of us. My husband sounds like Sir and I sound like you. Someday I will stop being embarrassed over the things that are just natural
ReplyDeleteI hope I get there…I'm just not there yet. I wonder what day it will be ;)
Deletehugs,
fiona
Fiona,
ReplyDeleteI am always concerned about passing gas while being spanked. Never once so far. I just do not eat before a party, just liquids.
Thanks for sharing.
Hug,
joey
Planning can be a good thing :) I'm just never that good.
Deletehugs,
fiona