Oh, those embarrassing aftereffects
of anal sex…
or a good anal dildo fucking is
insertion of air into the system….
Newton said that
what goes up must come down…
well…what goes in must come out.
Sometimes there are some
oh so not-sexy parts of this whole sex thing.
I am so grateful that
Sir is NEVER shocked
He's just a body realist.
He's always been that way.
When I had my period
(thankyougod I don't have to deal with that anymore),
blood was just not that big of a deal.
When I would inadvertently pass gas
while being fucked in the ass - no biggie.
If I gag when he fucks my mouth,
he pats my cheek and tells me I'm a good girl.
When I would squirt juices all over the place,
He'd smile and show me his hand.
It's all normal and part of our bodies.
I work on my mortification…he helps.
I have a ways to go.