Saturday, May 24, 2014

Taking It Out On My Ass

Sir's monologue,

"You had better march your ass upstairs,
right now.

<<he stands up and starts walking to the kitchen>>

Here's the thing, fiona.

I'm going to feel better 
because I took it out on your ass

…and you're going to feel better
because I took it out on your ass…

That is the beauty of all of this.
We'll both feel better.

<<he starts walking back toward me
and I now have a ridiculous smile on my face>>

I'm getting the spatula right now
and if you're smart,
You'll be upstairs before I hit the stairs

<<I'm now up and hauling ass>>

and your pants will be down before 
I get to that room, fiona!"

<<I undo my pants running down the hallway>>

<<I launch myself over the side of the bed 
with my pants around my ankles>>

"Holy Shit, fiona."

<<CLICK>>

He shows me the pic he just took of my
ass from the night before and 
my smile got so much bigger

right before the spatula 
HIT my ass!


I'm a little proud of my stripes
This showed up on my other cheek,
after he saw the stripes
Sir won't like this bruise…but I do :)

22 comments:

  1. Lasting stripes are the best...wear them proudly! Hope you both felt better...and yes that is the beauty of it.
    hugs abby

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    1. Stripes are so beautiful. I don't think he's ever really noticed the stripes after before. It was fabulous.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  2. Loving those tripes, definitely beautiful as abby says :)

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    1. Thanks joolz. I do love them. Here's hoping he'll do it again!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  3. OOoh yes i love the marks, i like to have something to show from the experiences.

    x

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    1. It's our own little memento, on top of the memory and soreness and lovely squishy feeling inside ;)

      hugs,
      fiona

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  4. Love the stripes. Love the bruise.

    Curious, why does He not like the bruise?

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    1. You know, I'm not quite sure. I think it has to do with feeling like he's hurting me, but I'll ask.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  5. I was going to ask the same thing, why not like a bruise?

    I have a tiny one this morning, nothing that big, and a couple of whip stripes, and I'm pretty happy with them too. :) What is it about marks/reminders?

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    1. I do so love the marks…well when they are places naturally covered by my clothing. I will ask him exactly why he doesn't like bruises, I just know for sure he doesn't like big bruises.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  6. Sounds like Sir Q summed it up perfectly :-)

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    1. hehehe, River. I loved them…really made my day.

      hugs,
      fiona

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  7. I love to have a few stripes as a reminder.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Isn't it wonderful…like icing on the cake ;)

      hugs,
      fiona

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  8. I currently have a good wooden paddle mark on my right cheek. My Man does not like it very much...we differ on that. I, like you, do like my marks. My Man....not so much. XOXO Pearl

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    1. I wonder if our other halves have similar theories…ask yours why he doesn't like it and we can compare notes!!

      hugs,
      fiona

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    2. I just saw this reply (after my comment on your newest post). I will ask him and post my reply later........
      XOXO Pearl

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    3. Awesome, I'll look forward to hearing your Sir's thoughts!

      hugs,
      fiona

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  9. They're like badges of honor, aren't they? Men don't seem to get that and I guess that is not such a bad thing after all.

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    1. It is most assuredly…I love mine :)

      hugs,
      fiona

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  10. I get excited thinking that someday i could have those marks as well.....: )

    I think men don't like those because they associate this with unconsensual abuse

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    1. I think you're probably right, sub kitty. Shame he can't enjoy the after marks as well as I.

      hugs,
      fiona

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-fiona