So I have had several questions about what mlb stands for - as in Sir Q's mlb. That's what my e-mail says. Kitty asked me when she linked to my blog on her Follow Friday Post. I tried to distract and didn't answer. Hermione asked in a comment on my post about Musical Spankings. She assumed that it was not Major League Baseball. Once again, I deflected - though with a completely truthful statement. In all of the times he's called me that, I've never once thought that it also stood for Major League Baseball (oops.) Fondles was having none of my diversionary techniques. She guessed My Little Bottom, My Lovely Bum, and Merry Lively Bitch. I loved these possibilities. I asked if I could vote on my favorite of those.
So, I have not given anyone a straight answer.
I told Sir last night that someone had asked what it stood for (he obviously knows as he is the one person who says it.) "So, did you tell them?"
... Uh, no.
So I thought about it. I told him that I didn't want to because it was between him and me.
"Hahahahah!" Could you hear him from where you are?
Then I started to say that it was private, BUT I have written about some SERIOUSLY private material - is this - Really? So...
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Well in my head, this is one of my limits. It's not to say that I won't say what it means later...just for right now, it's his name for me. It's not terrible, it's not tied to some hilarious story and he isn't a baseball nut. I may write about some VERY PRIVATE material, but for now, the lines of that limit hasn't been redrawn. You're welcome to give ideas or alternate suggestions, though.