"Oh My God! That is the coolest thing. Did you hear that fiona?"
He had just flipped me onto my stomach and had spanked me with THAT brush. Ya, the brush that I love-to-hate so much. He hit me again and I buried my head in the pillow, absorbing the blow and breathing. Again, again...
"uuu uuu uuuu uuuu?" I think he said something.
panting...panting
Then he stops... and I regain my senses (stop hyperventilating).
"DID" **SMACK**
"YOU" **SMACK**
"HEAR" **SMACK**
"THAT" **SMACK**
...and then he's laughing.
...and then I'm laughing.
Our beautiful black iron bed frame, the one that I adore, RINGS everytime he hits me.
The bed, my ass, the brush and Sir are a perfect TIBETAN SINGING BOWLl!!
So awesome. Now to make it play a tune.
ReplyDeleteI love the laughing moments.
Hmmm, I wonder is different spanking implements will make different ring tones...ideas, ideas (yea!!!)
DeleteMe too! I love the laughing momemnts too!
ReplyDeleteMe too, but if my breathing is insane, I have a hard time getting the humor. Thank goodness he is patient and continues to demonstrate.
DeleteI enjoy the funny moments during a spanking. A ringing bed frame!
ReplyDeleteHow cool is that!
Hug,
joey
He asked me today of I REALLY hadn't noticed before...I told him that I Ann typically preoccupied with my non-hearing senses. But it is WICKED cool!!! Yea iron!
Deletetoo funny!
ReplyDeletespankings funny...who knew??
DeleteWe have musical spankings too, but our metal headboard has never joined in.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't mind me asking, what is "MLB"? Not Major League Baseball, I assume:)
Hugs,
Hermione
SO how do you do musical spankings in your family?
Deleteno...NOT Major League Baseball. The really sad thing is that he has called me that for years and I never even thought of Major League Baseball - how did I miss that??
looks like the game is on to GUESS what MLB stands for...
ReplyDeleteMy Little Bottom?
Miss Lovely Bum?
I'm impressed - diversion doesn't work well on you.
DeleteDo I get to vote on which suggestion I like most?
did you not hear BIKSS when he said once i get my head stuck on something i DON'T LET UP!! ??
Deleteanyway, what IS IT????
merry lively b*tch? I'm sorry, no offence but you know how these Doms like using these words...
Sadly I think I'm pretty un-offenceable...no offense at all. Yes, my Dom likes to use all manor of words and then likes ME to repeat them to see if he can make me squirm. Our Doms...what will we do with...oops...I mean for them?!
DeleteCongratulations on being Chrossed so early in your blogging career!
ReplyDeletehttp://chross.blogt.ch/
Hugs,
Hermione
Thank you Hermione...WOW that is truly an honor...
DeleteI am beyond flattered. How did that happen?
I just spit coffee all over the monitor! Now I wanna ask Ward to buy an iron bed! I LOVE Tibetan Singing bowls, such a pretty sound :)
ReplyDeleteSorry about your monitor. I LOVE LOVE LOVE our iron bed. Interestingly Sir mentioned how much he LOVES the ringing of our bed. We have several Tibetan SInging bowls as well as music which features them!!
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