I walk into the closet, naked,
and stare at my clothes,
deciding what to wear.
Sir walks up behind me,
reaches his hands around,
I think to give me a hug.
Instead, he pulls on my nipples.
I rest my head against his chest,
but then, he attaches my nipples
to these lovely clips and ...
Hangs them over the closet shelving.
Effectively, Hanging ME Up!
Then whispered in my ear,
"I'm going to go get some coffee,
Don't go anywhere."